In our February issue, we predicted Oscar winners in the ten main categories.  Well, if you have Cablevision then you at least caught the second half of the 34-hour award show, but just in case you missed it (God forbid you would have better things to do with your spare time, because we certainly don’t) and simultaneously forgot how to use Google, we’re here to give them to you.  Jeff Bridges went nuts, Mo’Nique got really dramatic on us, and KB made some Oscar history.  Not to mention, dinosaurs Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin showed they’ve still got a little bit left in them (in no way does this mean I’m paying a dime to see It’s Complicated).  Find out how we did below…Best Supporting Male Actor:

We said:    Christoph Waltz
They said: Christoph Waltz

Best Supporting Female Actor:

We said:    Mo’Nique
They said: Mo’Nique

Best Animated Picture:

We said:    Up
They said: Up

Best Adapted Screenplay:

We said:    Up in the Air
They said: Precious (No, we’re not going to give them the pleasure of using that ridiculous subtitle)

Best Original Screenplay:

We said:    Inglorious Basterds
They said: The Hurt Locker

Best Original Score:

We said:    Up (Michael Giacchino)
They said: Up (Michael Giacchino)

Best Lead Female Actor:

We said:    Sandra Bullock
They said: Sandra Bullock

Best Male Lead Actor:

We said:    Jeff Bridges
They said: Jeff Bridges

Best Director:

We said:    Kathryn Bigelow
They said: Kathryn Bigelow

Best Picture:

We said:    The Hurt Locker
They said: The Hurt Locker

We’ll take 8 out of 10.

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